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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Defining Times

After reading the New York Times this week, I have come to realize that the editors of the newspaper use words in a rather unusual way. I have managed to figure out the times' defiinitions as follows:

Torture -- enhanced interrogation techniques carried out during a Republican administration.

Intelligence triumphs -- making use during a Democrat administration of the fruits of enhanced interrogation techniques.

Illegal targeted assassination -- killing a specific terrorist leader during a Republican administration.

Valliant and gutsy leadership -- killing a specific terrorist leader during a Democrat administration.

If you have any other definitions, feel free to leave them in the comments section.

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