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Monday, March 11, 2019

Maybe They Can Serve Bean Cassarole

The Mayor of New York, Bill DeBlasio announced today that starting soon, New York Schools will observe "Meatless Mondays".  According to the mayor, this is being done so that the students can take part in an effort to save the planet.  You get it, right?  The Green New Deal calls for an end to meat consumption so as to get rid of farting cattle.  If DeBlasio takes away meat from the kids on Mondays, that's just so many less cattle that will be needed.

There are a few basic truths about this move by DeBlasio.

1.  This has nothing to do with global warming.  The reduction of meat consumption by this change will have no meaningful effect on the emissions from cattle in the USA.  The real point of the move is to allow DeBlasio to burnish his crazy left wing credentials.  If he runs for president, he can talk about his big move to fight climate change.

2.  The substitution of a vegetarian meal for the typical meat on Monday will just make the kids the source of the emissions rather than the cattle.  No doubt DeBlasio will soon be advocating for abortion up to ten years old so that New Yorkers can do their part to fight global warming by getting rid of the kids.

3.  If DeBlasio had done the same thing on Friday rather than on Monday, the left would be up in arms.  Most likely there would be riots in the streets of Manhattan.

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