In a blow to voters everywhere who claim to be moderately conservative while endorsing essentially all liberal programs forever, former governor of New York George Pataki announced today that he would not seek the GOP presidential nomination. Word is out that two people in Ithaca New York were very upset by the news while no one else cared. Pataki was a joke as governor and he has carried on that tradition as a potential presidential candidate. Gary Johnson and Buddy Roemer both issued statements thanking Pataki for allowing them to stay the most irrelvant candidates in the race.
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