Tonight is the Tea Party sponsored debate among the GOP hopefuls. I suggest that in preparation for that debate, you take the following quiz:
1) Will Michelle Bachmann tell us again how many children she has and how many foster children she raised?
2) Will Rick Perry use the words traitor or treason?
3) Will Mitt Romney mention his business experience more than five times?
4) Will Newt Gingrich castigate the press for asking poor or improperly directed questions?
5) How man times will Herman Cain mention that some issue about which he is asked actually consists of more separate problems?
6) Will Rick Santorum be asked questions other than about social issues?
7) Will Ron Paul complete any full sentences?
8) Will Huntsman come out in support of cap and trade?
9) Will the CNN personnel do more of the "this or that" questions like last time? If so, will we hear ones like "Boxers or Briefs?"
10) How many times will Bachmann tell us that she "led" on something that just happened to fail?
If you can get a score of 2 out of 10 or more, you qualify to be a pundit who analyzes the debate on CNN after the questions have stopped. Congratulations!
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