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Thursday, January 14, 2016

Tonight's GOP Debate

In just a few hours we will see the next GOP presidential debate on Fox Business Network.  Here are a few interesting facts:

1.  The over/under on how many times John Kasich mentions that his father was a postman is three.

2.  Chris Christie will be late returning from the second commercial break due to a line at the concession stand.

3.  Jeb Bush will insist at some point that Marco Rubio come out from behind the lectern so that everyone can see if he is wearing boots with big heels.  Rubio will refuse to comply and Bush will look exasperated.

4.  Rand Paul will try to sneak onto the stage after the first break.

5.  Donald Trump will call Jeb Bush "Carly" and then say, "Oh, I guess I couldn't tell the difference."

6.  Dr. Ben Carson will say "we the people" at least six times.

7.  Marco Rubio will point out that Ted Cruz did not bother to attend the State of the Union address.

8.  The biggest attack of the evening will come from Jeb Bush who will call Donald Trump "not such a nice person."

9.  No matter what gets said by anyone tonight, the post debate on line polls will declare Trump the winner.

 

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